swarnpert:

youtube to mp3 converters have done more for this country than the military ever will

dragon-in-a-fez:

gracklesong:

Idg why people are against busty women in turtlenecks, literally who cares if you have “uniboob”? To whom do you owe separate and defined titties? Only cowards and fools fear the breast monolith

do you ever just suddenly learn there’s apparently a whole Discourse you’ve never heard of before

asoftloveliness:

I hate when people call randomly… like if you’re not the love of my life or my mother, please text to schedule an appointment first.

fialleril:

the-artifice-of-eternity:

randomthingsthatilike123:

romanimp:

catholics in film: very strict. no singing or dancing!!! everyday we wear black

all the catholics I know irl: WHERE👏ARE👏THE👏BOOZE👏?????

Listen the first miracle Jesus ever performed was turning water into wine and early Catholics were like “well Jesus if you insist” and they never looked back

I worked at the front desk of my university’s Jesuit community. One time a priest came in and said “I have a delivery of holy water for Father Murphy.”

“Great! You can just leave it with me.”

“Well,” he coughed, “not literal holy water.”

“Oh,” I said. “Is it not blessed yet?”

“Not exactly,” he said, and dropped a case of merlot on the desk.

This is among the most Peak Jesuit stories I have ever heard.

matrixrefugee:

belladonianoir:

“I’m so Goth I’m Catholic!” - literally me since I went Goth

terefah:

i’m saving my brain for special occasions. if i use it every day it’ll get dirty

jitterati:

jitterati:

womanhood and having a voyeuristic relationship with your own pain

“am i suffering beautifully?” “is my agony lovable?”

gay-white-bread:

reblog if you’re gay and your glasses are dirty

bairnsidhe:

dankmemeuniversity:

On this bitch of an Earth as it is in Heaven.

yerrgat:

volnuttsnuts:

artists on tumblr stop fukcing lying to yourselves you never draw those sticks and circles when you sketch stuff out you just die and you know it

artists tag yourselves

quasi-normalcy:

Not to be overly cynical, but if Canada were playable in Civilization VI, it’s unique Civilization Ability should be called “Not the US,” and cause it to have an unreasonably good international reputation regardless of its actual behaviour.